You might be worried that you are a
Low Information Voter, to help answer this question I have made a list of
questions. This is a review of the basic facts you need to know to be an
informed voter. All questions are a yes/no response, this is not an essay test,
and discussion is not permitted.
Global warming is a scam
Evolution is a scam
Science is scam
The Universe is 6,000 years old
Guns don’t kill
The military needs more guns
Rising tides have something to do
with economics
President Obama was born in Kenya
Banks should be deregulated
Women should be regulated
President Reagan personally defeated
the Soviet Union
Trickle-down economics makes the
poor rich
Iraq had WMDs
Saddum Hussein organized the 9/11
attacks
The Federal government spends one
trillion dollars a year on welfare
47% of American’s are “Takers”
The Black helicopters are real
President Obama has committed
impeachable acts
An elite education is bad
Sesame Street is socialist
Rape isn’t really rape
Rape pregnancy is a female option
Rape is a gift from God
Democratic election fraud is
rampant
Tax receipts increased after President
GW Bush lowered tax rates
Conservatives are smarter than
Democrats
Democrats hate facts
Fox News is Fair and Balanced
All other news has a liberal bias
Obama has instituted Sharia Law
The government is destroying Christian
religion
Christians are persecuted in
America
The 10th amendment supersedes
the rest of the Constitution
All Constitutional amendments after
the 10th amendment are unconstitutional
Donald Trump is qualified to be
President
Social Media is liberal mind
control
Video games create mass murders
Obama hates America
Compromise is destroying America
I hope you passed the test (all
statements are true), knowing that you are a High Information Voter you can
feel secure of making the right choice for the right candidate. If you got even
one question wrong you are a Low Information Voter, the Conservative standard
is very exclusive. Conservatives need all help possible to move America forward
into the 17th century while maintaining the best of the 15th
century.
Creating this list of questions I realized
what makes a Low Information Voter and the staggering amount of work facing us
conservatives.
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